The Colorado River runs through some of the most beautiful and most
desolate desert in America. This means that the enjoyable season
in these parks is in the winter. KQ Ranch and Cherry Valley are outside
major California cities and not in the desert so this section does not
apply to them. The home park, Emerald Cover is on the river and
quite large. Power boat people live here even during the
summer.
This is a somewhat different group than live here in the winter.
But this is a desert. If you come in the summer, some of the parks
shut down. El Golfo and Yuma Lakes, for example, are open but
have none of the facilities working that people want to have. No
clubhouse activities. In fact, no activities at all. If you
do not bring your own amusement or cannot amuse yourselves, you will
quickly leave. This can mean a long, hot, unhappy drive unless
hot, dry, desert is what you want. We have people who believe the
sales spiel arrive in August and expect free shrimp and lobster.
There is never free anything. There is never lobster. In
season, there are shrimp for sale at good prices. In season, the
park has a loaded activity schedule. Out of season, it is so hot
that
your RV air conditioner will not keep you cool -- and there is no shade.
If you have one of the coupon books for extra stays, they are like cash: lose them and they are gone. When my RV was stolen, so were my books. I requested new ones and they sent me one. They claimed the other was no longer issued. I am thankful for the one as I use it every year at El Golfo. They did not have to do this.
CRA will scam its own members. For example, I received a call one day from the home office (Robin). I was informed my contract was invalid and that I must drive to the home office to correct the problem. I was told that this absolutely was not another sales promotion but that I would receive $60 for gas and a TV dish for making the trip. This was after I asked many questions trying to identify the source of the contract problem and why I must go to them to rectify it. So I took a week and drove to Emerald Cove to talk with them. There was nothing wrong with my contract -- the trip was solely to promote the AOR campground association. I listened patiently and requested my money and dish. No money. No dish. When I protested they gave me a $10 certificate for their store and a $20 certificate for the gas station down the street. That price was $1.88 where the price in town was $1.40. Scam the public if you must -- but do not scam your own members.
After that, the CRA RV parks are not parks. They are RV parking lots. The lots abut each other with no attempt at being part of a natural setting. At the Lake Havasu park little old ladies in the office make sure that any enjoyment you might have found is quickly ruined.
CRA used to be one of the strong supporters of the Coast to Coast Organization. This is history: some CRA parks no longer accept Coast to Coast. This does not impact me since I could not use Coast to Coast at a CRA park anyway: I bought Coast to Coast through my CRA membership.
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Directions |
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Cherry Valley Lakes |
This is confusing so read carefully.
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This is a cute little park of primary interest
to the Riverside area for weekend getaways. The sites were built before slides were popular:
it gets really cramped in here. Most sites are level, asphalt,
drive-thrus with full hook-ups. The tiny grass islands with two
picnic tables and large trees are cute but leave people wiggling their
RVs into positions such that they do not step on each others belongings
nor run their awning into a tree. Me, I would rather have the
nice tree than worry about the artificial shade from an
awning. The drive-roads are overhung with a lot of RV tail
ends. |
The park is the only thing here: no local
attractions. Many people come here to listen to the CRA sales
spiel. My friend, Terry, is now the park manager, I
hope she can improve the integrity of the sales office. |
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Cell: Phones work well. Internet: Location: ZIP: 92223 |
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Like many parks, life in this park is
seasonal. The season is from October to Easter. During that
time, the clubhouse and activities are part of the social life.
Off season the park is open, the clubhouse is closed and there are no
activities. Off season the holidays get busy with ATVs. Other people come off season just to avoid the
crowds and the social life. . |
This park is the primary (only?) reason to join CRA. It is not much different than the others in architecture: park your RVs right up next to each other. The difference is in the environment and the people. The employees and management are really great people. The whole world is at peace in El Golfo. Beach front spaces are in high demand but the
corrosive ocean spray will cover the back of your rig. I avoid
beach sites. The night guard or other workers, wash rigs --
$30 gets you the best wash you have ever had. $30 mores gets your
rig waxed. See me web page on El
Golfo or my dissertation at the end of this page.. |
El Golfo is on a sand beach overlooking the Gulf of California / Sea of Cortez. The village of El Golfo de Santa Clara is immediately north. You can buy fish at the stores north of the park. Ask the park management for the preferred store. You can buy water at the water store across from
the school or in the park. The Park has good inexpensive water
pumps for your 5-gallon bottles. During the season, trucks stop at the gate with fresh produce, shrimp, and fish. |
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Cell: Internet: Modem available at $1/minute. True 802.11 (WiFi) wireless is available. Location: ZIP: None DishTV: |
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Emerald Cove |
From Parker, AZ: |
This is the CRA home park. In the summer you need the ramada. Dual ACs will not keep you cool in this climate after April. |
Nothing of value here. Socialize with your neighbors or drive your high-power boat on the Colorado River. Trying to hike outside the park is impossible without Vaseline for your nose: they septic across the highway so walking into the hills makes you nauseous. Boat trailers park in the roadway so that getting in and out of the sites is impossible without finding a trailer owner. |
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Cell: None. Internet: Location: ZIP: 92242 |
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KQ Ranch |
I am not a member of this park. |
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I have not been here. |
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Lake Havasu |
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This is a giant gravel parking lot with hookups. There is an adult center in the middle of the park. The park uses both sides of the street but the river side is not so pretty -- they use it for Coast-To-Coast reservations. The river side is really nicer than the member-only side but it is sort of run down. The only reason to be here is to overnight between other parks or to drive into Lake Havasu. |
Lake Havasu is an Arizona retirement community growing very fast after a slow start for the last 20 years. Nothing here but the rebuilt London Bridge and many little shops under the bridge. I understand London wants their bridge back – claim that they misunderstood that it was being moved to Arizona!? |
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Cell: In town only but service and quality are very poor. Note 1. Internet: city library or with extortive rates at CRA office with old biddy. Location: ZIP: 86404 |
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North Shore |
West of Colorado River on I-40 |
I have not been here. |
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I have not been here. |
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The CRA directions are a bit confusing. I
think I stated it better. See the off-season description of El Golfo: it
is much the same. |
Nothing here but a sick lake and lots of sites. BLM Land At the CRA park turnoff, go straight instead to
BLM land – you may spend overnights here. CRA calls this
Gilligan's Island. |
Yuma has historical significance but nobody bothers any more. "People do not go to Yuma -- they get sent to Yuma". The primary entities here are the marine air base and the Ford proving grounds. The original territorial prison is now a museum. Yuma is now the third or fourth fastest growing city I the country. If you like it, buy now while you still can. The sales tax is confusing in Yuma. The tax gets up to 10.8%. Other places in Arizona get up to 12%. Algodones: Go west on I-8 to the Algodones exit. South a mile to the Indian reservation parking lot. This is the best Mexico crossing coming north. This is where you go to the dentist, buy glasses or buy drugs. Careful coming back to the USA with drugs. You can park your RV in the park or boondock up the hill. On the hill they will find you, |
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Cell: Getting there. Internet: Kinko’s, CRA office, or city library. Location: ZIP: 85365 |
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Mexico is building a new highway to Puerto
Peñasco from the highway to El Golfo. Someone decided that Puerto
Peñasco needed more California tourists. The end result is land
speculation in El Golfo. Already there are many more tourists
than a few years ago. In 5 more years?
But -- the CRA park. as of 2006, the "owner" of the CRA El
Golfo park has been replaced. The previous owner was not all that
great. He had other agendas. The El Golfo CRA park has
always been
sort of an orphan. Other CRA parks get amenities. El Golfo
none. All of the amenities at the El Golfo park are created by
the
members themselves. Tables and chairs in the clubhouse:
members. Screen porch area: members. Gathering corner at
the baños: members. The workers work hard to keep up the park but
it is hard when they fire and do not replace the assistant
manager. The maintenance supervisor has taken over the job and
keeps the same hours as his predecessor (that is you can never find him
working).
The park manager is overworked to the point that I worry about his
health
and sanity. They cook quit over disputes on tips and the owner
gave back the bar liquor license. The hardest working woman you
ever want to meet that worked landscape off season and at the bar in
season was fired. So there is a minimum of maintenance. Two
guys have been sweating over replacing the plaster on the pool wall all
summer. If the rains come there will be only half the staff we
had last year to prepare the park for the onslaught in October.
Maybe there will be no onslaught. There will be no more
bar. There will be no more restaurant. There will be no
more long stays unless you have extended contracts. The
30-day coupons are now an either-or. They can no longer be used
to
pay for a week out. When I first arrived, you could use coupons
to stay 11 weeks consecutively. Now the most you can stay without
extra contract is 4 weeks. Who was the Dicken's bah-humbug
character? He was Santa Claus compared to the new park rules.
Those of us who were considered full time "staff" volunteers have
been evicted. I worked my heart out last year to provide Internet
wireless to the park. For what? I expected to live in the
park during the off season. Why not? I put in twice the
time of most volunteers. the contract for the Internet does not
quit for the summer. But I was informed after Easter that I had
10 days left. I used my 30-day coupon to find another home.
I have taken the Internet dish with me (my expense as it still has 6
months to run on its current contract). I have helped install the
TELCEL ADSL. So people will come back to what they had
before. Only better and I shall not be around to deal with their
gripes. The system should be much better than it was so people
who blamed me before will be able to know that I was the culprit.
In the meantime, a wonderful friend has let me move onto her
lot. I paid for a fence and a septic tank and additional facility
for my motor home but I now live in a peace usually only found after
you
die. Angels deliver me meals. Mexican angels. The lot
owner is a policeman. I have better security than if I were still
in the park. If you want to find me, ask anyone in town where
Marisol lives. Shoot, even people in San Luis know Marisol.
I have searched all of my life for people to love me as much as I
loved them. My friends just laughed and told me to give it
up. I have never given up on any goal in this lifetime. I
am glad I did not give up on this one. You cannot know what it is
like to have to watch the love you give freely spat upon all of your
life and then walk into a little fishing village and find people who
call you family. And they mean it. If I died tonight, I
would have had the happiness that God promised to me when I was 20
years old. But that is a different story.
But CRA. They need help. I do not know if Pat, Liz, and
the members can pull it out of its new found hole. The one thing
I think it will do is force the members to be more interested in the
Mexican community than they have been before. That is a plus.
The park is working. Volunteers are making it survive. Since you no
longer can stay past your two weeks, there are fewer volunteers.
My old office has been turned into a massage parlor. Many people
are deciding that a two-week visit is not worth the expanse or the
trouble. But a good number are here and you will meet old friends
and you can bring your own booze into the clubhouse.
If you are at the El Golfo park and have mail or packages shipped,
make sure that the shipper uses USPS or UPS -- never FedEx. The
Yuma Lakes park accepts packages and mail for El Golfo. Make sure
you are in the park for more than two weeks or you may find your
package sitting on a table when you arrive at El Golfo next year.
But if you do have a package sent to Yuma Lakes for El Golfo delivery
(by shuttle or whomever is good enough to make the delivery into
Mexico), make sure the package is sent by UPS or by mail (USPS).
FedEx has a problem delivering to Yuma Lakes. The Yuma park is
9 miles out of town and the driver makes it his last stop.
As a result he may mark the package as an "Address Exception" claiming
the absence of a site number. All of FedEx knows the address is
an RV park and although the package will be marked for El Golfo, the
driver marking this exception gets to go home early. It gets
worse.
If FedEx routes the package through Phoenix, the package without a
site number (that is, ALL El Golfo packages), will never even even get
to Yuma. Some Phoenix clerk will mark "Address Exception" and
lose the package. The package may never be found again.
Once it took 6 weeks, multiple visits to the Yuma FedEx warehouse, and
many 800 calls -- everyone denied knowing the location of the
package. One day after the merchant refunded my money, the
package mysteriously appeared in Yuma. I was unhappy the merchant
was out the money as I did not return it. I was out more than
that amount for confrontational trips to Yuma. If the package is
sent such that Phoenix does not see it and it is sitting in the Yuma
FedEx warehouse (you know this by tracking the package on the FedEx web
site), then you can visit the warehouse to pick it up or call them (you
need their local number) to again, after they have heard it 100
times, that El Golfo marked packages do not need a site
number. This week this happened to me and I went to the FedEx
Customer Service Web site and emailed every address on the site twice:
once for return email notification and once for telephone
notification. The package was delivered the next day although the
response emails threatened additional charges for "rerouting" the
package. There were no phone message responses.
USPS and UPS understand this (for the most part) but FedEx likes to
stay closer to town. And yes, I do understand the frustration of
driving the 9 miles and back for a package that does need a site
number. Holding all packages hostage until the complaint volume
gets high enough is not good practice but saves some truck trips to
Yuma Lakes. They could save the same trips if they treated Yuma
Lakes as a business delivery and the truck arrived during office
hours. Then the driver could leave the package at the office and
not worry about locating someone, somewhere in the park to take the
package off of his hands.